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It’s with great sadness that I announce that tonight is Sheree Whitfiled‘s last appearance on Real Housewives of Atlanta. I know, I cried too. Not because I am Sheree’s only fan (which I very well may be), but because Sheree’s arrival on the reality television scene was golden, precious, and insane. I mean, she only has my favorite intro in Housewives history: “I like things that are elegint and soffisicated, just like me!” Priceless, amirite?
As an homage to the most delusional Housewife of the whole franchise, it is without further ado that I unleash She by SheBroke: A Retrospective. Let’s recap some of Sheree’s greatest moments, shall we?
Season one we met Sheree; then full of hubris and conviction. “Budget – what’s that?;” she quipped. Insisting that soon she would be getting a whopping seven figures in a divorce settlement from ex-husband Bob Whitfield. Remember when Sheree had a personal shopper come to her mansion, which was drifting into foreclosure as she spoke, to bring her shoes? Oh, how the mighty fall.
“A big problem men have is they’re intimidated by successful women,” She by SheDelusional explained while spending her paltry divorce settlement on dresses she couldn’t afford. “I’m fashion; I’m style!;” she exclaimed. It’s so very in vogue to be broke, you know! So, of course first comes ridiculous, then comes a fashion line!
Sheree then, of course, launched She by SheDoesn’tExist, as she hosted a fashion show to showcase her future fashion line. But where were the clothes? Oh those silly things? Here look at this ice sculpture instead!
Poor Sheree tried to plan the biggest blowout of the year. And it was a blowout all right, when NeNe Leakes found herself the recipient of a guest list snub of epic proportions. That’s right, after getting her hair and make-up done, throwing on some Dolce & Gabbana, and arriving at She by SheIsSoNotAtlanta’sSocialElite’s party, she was not on the list! And what a coincidence—Sheree was no where to be found at this crucial moment. She was getting her drink on and probably instructing her assistant Tierra to keep NeNe out! Did I mention—Sheree also told everyone her eldest daughter was also her assistant? #epicfail
Season two, Sheree had ramped up the delusion and the crazy and the desperate. As it became apparent that She by SheDidn’tGetSevenFigures wasn’t going to be living the highlife much longer! Sheree started scrambling for a storyline, and low and behold—here born She by Sheree. The clothes, I mean. Yeah, they finally arrived.
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